“IT'S BOSS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
- ~ '-Bruce Springsteen
“Cows like us, Kanye, we were born to run! ”
- ~ '-Bruce Springsteen (again)
Bruce Springsteen (1000 B.C.-) is the dictator of much of the world, including all of Arfica. He tortures them, starves them and makes them pay loads of unnecessary taxes. He was born in 1000 B.C. to Adolf Hitler and Nancy Pelosi.
Springsteen ate candy and got fat. He often enjoyed Hershey bars and all of that good stuff. He ate way too much of it.
He was the dictator worse than that other stupid dictator.