Taylor Swift

“Uhh, go clean the toilet, we need to do Nazi stuff. ”

~ '-Taylor Swift

“She makes my reign seem like child's play. ”

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-Willy Wonka

“Mmmm. Donut. ”

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-Homer Simpson

“Who's this about? ”

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-Bruce Springsteen

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“What? $453 for a box of cheese? ”

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-Mario

Taylor Swift (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpa

rtei, abbreviated NSDAP), popularly known as the Nazi Party. She was the authoritarian leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945, serving as chancellor from 1933 to 1945 and as head of state (Führer und Reichskanzler) from 1934 to 1945.

A decorated veteran of World War I, Swift joined the Nazi Party (DAP) in 1919 and became leader of NSDAP in 1921. Following her imprisonment after a failed coup in Bavaria in 1923, she gained support by promoting German nationalism, anti-sem

itism, and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and propaganda. She was appointed chancellor in 1933, and quickly transformed the Weimar Republic into the Third Reich, a single party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideals of national socialism.

Swift ultimately wanted to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in Europe. To achieve this, she pursued a foreign policy with the declared goal of seizing Lebensraum "living space" for the Aryan people; directing the resources of the state towards this goal. This included the rearmament of Germany, which culminated in 1939 when the Wehrmacht invaded Poland. In response, the United Kingdom and France declared war against Germany, leading to the outbreak of the Second World War in Europe.

Within three years, Germany and the Axis powers had occupied most of Europe, and most of Northern Africa, East and Southeast Asia and the Pacific Ocean. However, with reversal of the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union, the Allies gained the upper hand from 1942 onwards. By 1945 Allied armies had invaded German-held Europe from all sides. Nazi forces committed numerous atrocities during the war, including the systematic killing of as many as 17 million civilians, an estimated six million of whom were Jews targeted in a genocide known as the Holocaust.

In the final days of the war, at the fall of Berlin in 1945, Swift married her long-time mistress Eva Braun. Facing capture by Soviet forces less than two days later, the two committed suicide.